A long long time ago, I was asked to do the 8 things meme. Since I still haven’t thought of 8 things about myself…maybe I should ask someone else to write it? I think I’ll post 8 things I learned while traveling to the US.
1. Never, ever take the 4 PM flight out of the US with children. They won’t go to sleep, and neither will you.
2. Jet Blue is an awesome little airline, and most of their snacks (did you hear that—you actually have a choice!) are kosher.
3. It is very hard to explain to Israeli children why they can’t talk to anybody they meet. (As big girl tells a nun (missionary to Taiwan) that we are from Israel…)
4. I am very comfortable where I am religiously…this means I was not made uncomfortable by snide comments by non-religious family members, nor did I feel like I should leave wearing short sleeves and having hair showing in the Chareidi shops in the Catskills. (Yes, my parents really live year round in the Catskills)
5. Pregnant + Lifejacket + Hill = Sprained Ankle
And yes, we did really go boating after I sprained my ankle (you don’t need a working ankle to row a boat) (What is the correct response when you tell your doctor that you sprained your ankle while on vacation and she says “Well that was stupid”?)
6. Children who are spoiled rotten by family members for 3 weeks straight are less likely to behave for parents after the fact.
7. Although I was/am mesmerized by Target, Walmart and other big stores with everything I could possibly want/need/think of, I still find consumerism to be nauseating.
8. I don’t want to live anywhere else in the world except Israel