My Home in Israel :: February

I never do these things….

February 20, 2008

You’re The Poisonwood Bible!
by Barbara Kingsolver
Deeply rooted in a religious background, you have since become both
isolated and schizophrenic. You were naively sure that your actions would help people,
but of course they were resistant to your message and ultimately disaster ensued. Since
you can see so many sides of the same issue, you are both wise beyond your years and
tied to worthless perspectives. If you were a type of waffle, it would be
Belgian.

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Another great post from Overheard in the Office. “Albert” I hope your aliya is going well, and that you didn’t have to deal with too many other idiots along the way..

9AM Aw, Just Kidding! It’s for the Homecoming Dance! Go Rams!

Director: I’d like to announce that Albert*, our intern for the summer, is leaving to go back to school. His last day will be Friday. We are going to miss you here! [Team claps.]
Intern: Um, actually, I’ve decided not to go back to school. I’m moving to Israel.
Manager: Why are you moving to Israel? It’s not exactly a safe place to be right now.
Intern: I feel that I need to go and support my people.
Manager: But you’re not Jewish. You’re Russian.
Intern: Yes, I am Russian, and I am also Jewish. That’s what this yarmulke is for [points to head.]

11th Street and Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: i can’t believe i work here

via Overheard in the Office, Feb 18, 2008

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